Sunday, January 22, 2012

Is this really happening?

Is this actually happening?  

It's 2012 (thanks for nothing Cusack) and everything around me seems to be a farce.  I'm having a hard time believing that any of the "news" broadcast through mainstream media is, or has actually ever really happened.  News has become entertainment, everything is ultra-sensationalized and ridiculously beaten to death by endless pundits.  

Today, the longest running football coach in America, Joe Paterno...died.  R.I.P JoePa.  How does it happen that such a revered and trusted man of the people, a beloved coach to former players and opponents alike, was really just a shadowy old man who aided and abetted a known pedophile for 30+ years?  Really? You did nothing as this man raped 10 year old kids in the showers of the prestigious Penn State locker room?  WTF??  This can't be happening!

People are losing their sanity.  There is no moral pulse in society.  People ar living on the fringes of sanity. Republican debate crowds have not only angrily booed an active U.S. Military Soldier (I thought Republicans were all about the troops?) but also the Golden Rule, you know, the one that goes 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you'.  Is that something that any sane and respectable person can boo?  Is this really happening?


Or how about the U.S. Representative from New York.  A man named Weiner who tweeted his weiner to the internet and lost his job.  Is this really happening?  Why do it all seem like I'm in a Coen brothers movie right now?

The candidates running for President of the United States of America 2012 Election for the Republican Party are as follows: A) a cutthroat Mormon venture capitalist prick billionaire that strapped his family dog to the roof of his car until it shit itself; B) a snide old fart that cheated on his first wife while on her deathbed (while also championing the crusade in Lewinsky-gate), informed his second wife he wanted to be a swinger when he found out about her illness (while with wife number three), and has openly called African American's lazy (no surprise here); C) a closeted homosexual peanut brained socially-conservative blow hard that if you google his name, you will find this definition: ' semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex ' and D) Ron Paul.

Meanwhile the current President of the United States, Barack Obama, (a Kenyan born, undocumented, chain smoking half black man whose campaign was funded by rappers, athletes, Oprah and terrorists) has a name so similar to the greatest enemy the U.S. has ever known, Osama bin Laden, that they are commonly mistaken for one another throughout the media and culture as a whole.  Is this really fucking happening?  This has to be a fucking joke right?  

The machine elves are working hard to outdo themselves again and again.  

Is it just a coincidence that the Federal government shut down a file sharing website called megaupload.com THE DAY after the biggest internet protest ever? The SOPA protest was a great success right? The Senate dropped SOPA and PIPA.  Hooray!!  A win for the people, right?  It's much more complicated than this, I know, but what a strange coincidence. The fucking DAY AFTER!  

Is this really happening?  
Am I in the Matrix?
How do I get out?

When will the apocalypse save us?

Or has it already happened?  

What if it never happens? 

What if we're stuck here forever?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

If only there was something I could listen to that would help me deal with all this craziness. 

If only there was a way I could laugh about this madness.  

What?  What's that you say?  There is?

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